Wednesday, 10 May 2017

Cheaper alternatives to escorts - save yourself some money

We're all aware here how expensive a habit escorting is. Hell, escorts make significantly more money than any of us in this office, and we are all trained professionals in skilled work. It's ludicrous how much they can make in an hour, but then at the end of the day it is fair. After all, they are permanently messing up their bodies and relationships to make a bit of cash, so it balances out in the end.

Anyway, in today's Sexy London Ladies post we are bringing you some cheaper alternatives to escorts, because why should you hand out your hard earned cash on sex when you can just get sexually gratified for free or the price of a coffee?

Now, after reading and following this post, we doubt this will ultimately help you stop booking escorts. However, with some dedication it is realistic to say that you could book less escorts if you follow our advice (it worked for us, sort of).

The end goal here is to save some precious money, so here's hoping this guide works for you!

Alternative to escorts #1: VR Porn

The Virtual Porn Website

The Porn industry has taken a step forward recently with a foray into the next stage of adult entertainment; virtual reality. It immediately clicks in your head as a brilliant idea. Virtual Reality + Porn? Sign us the fuck up!

If you have your own Virtual Reality headset or spend 10 minutes cutting out some cardboard, you can dive right into your own raunchy series of high definition VR Porn. We recommend visiting the Virtual Porn Website above if you are interested in checking out some smutty virtual reality content. There is some free content on the website to get you started, and you would have to buy 100 videos off this website before it would cost as much as the average hour long booking.


Alternative to escorts #2 Cheaper escorts

Ace Sexy Escort Sofia

We're sorry to put escorts in a guide that's designed to help you save money on escorts, however this business really is too good an offer to pass up.

If you cannot afford to keep booking high class companions because they charge extortionate prices, why not book from an agency that doesn't rip you off? The link above will take you to Ace Sexy Escorts, a London based agency offering appointments at £79 per hour.

Think of all the money you can save, considering most services charge almost double!


Alternative to escorts #3: Tinder

Tinder

Tinder has been around long enough now to establish a market, and if you want to try your luck on the free market you may just find yourself a hot girl who wants to meet. If anything, grabbing Tinder on your phone to mess around for an hour is a bit of fun, and hey you might get a few interesting swipes!

For the purposes of this article, we created a Tinder account to see if it is still a good website to hook up on, expect to see our results soon.

Alternative to escorts #4: Erotic Chatrooms

Lastly, but certainly one of the best - erotic chatrooms are more than capable of satisfying someones lustful urges, if you can find a couple of decent sites for it you might actually be able to book less escorts. It requires a bit of patience, but with some work you can get some ladies to either cam chat privately with you or exchange images. If that fails, you can always find someone willing to talk dirty with you.


Wednesday, 26 April 2017

Why Divine London Escorts is the best London Escorts agency

Finding a London escorts service that is going to be able to offer a varied and unique booking experience everytime you book with them is difficult. Well, not so much anymore many of you have probably never heard of Divine London Escorts so let me explain them to you. Divine London is a central London based escort agency which offers incall and outcall bookings to all of central London and the surrounding area.

Since establishing back in 2012 Divine has made great strides in ensuring that can provide its clients with a number of different companions. These companions have not only been picked just because they are some of the most stunning companions in London but also for the high-class standard they provide each of their clients.

Having personally spoke to the owner of Divine London I can attest to the high standards that they set for each of the girls. When we were discussing what it is that makes his agency stand our unlike many others in London there were a few things that he pointed out and they are as follow.


  • Wide range of companions from different backgrounds 
  • Wide range of services 
  • Wide coverage area including central and greater London. 

If you have a quick look at their website you can see this to be true just scrolling down their gallery shows you just how many different companions they have. If you are looking for a specific service and don't want to check every girl profile to see who offers it then don't worry. One the agencies homepage you can find a list of all services they offer as well as a full location list.

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Ideal Accommodation for your Escort Encounter

When you’re booking an escort in London, accommodation should always be Exclusive Company London Escorts. They are a London Escort Agency, so they are a little pricey, but believe me they are worth every penny for their time and their London escorts.
An image icon from the London escort agency Exclusive Company London Escorts.
Exclusive Company London Escorts
Here you will find I will be writing this article to cover a couple of my favourite hotels in London for booking an escort, as I’ve often found that the location is the key to a good booking and if you spend less on a hotel, you can always expect less of an impressive booking.
An Image of the London escort Kelly from Exclusive Company London Escorts

An image of the escort in London Kelly from Exclusive Company London Escorts.An image of the Escort Kelly in London from Exclusive Company London Escorts.


Exclusive Company London Escorts - Kelly
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London's Finest Hotels

With this in mind, it’s also important to consider which escorts you book and from which London Escort Agencies, so make sure you book from a reputable Agency, such as one of my personal favourites
A banner image from The Ritz Hotel London.
The Ritz Hotel, London.
Now, onto the hotels. Firstly, I would suggest the obvious, The Ritz London. This is a hotel which has gained almost unfathomable amounts of prestige as one of London’s most incredibly luxurious hotels and it is easy to see why, as one step through the door and you feel like you’ve stepped into a palace.

The d├ęcor is spectacular, the rooms are huge, the beds are so comfortable you might fall asleep the moment your head touches the pillow and the facilities are impeccable all around. This is one of those hotels in which it really doesn’t matter which room you get, every room is flawless and you will honestly struggle to find a more immaculate hotel, honestly I try to get a room here whenever I book a London escort as I’ve never found a hotel which is more perfect for the experience anywhere.

A more affordable Hotel in Kensington

However, if the Ritz is a little outside your budget, you’re not out of options. Another one of my personal favourites is the Kensington Park Grand Hotel, a large, yet reasonably priced hotel which I personally love for its spacious rooms and amazingly friendly and attentive staff.

It might not have all of the luxuries of the Ritz, but it has plenty to offer and a great location in Kensington very close to the high street, which makes it perfect for anyone looking for a dinner date booking due to the wealth of outstanding restaurants within a short walk of the hotel doors.

Friday, 8 July 2016

5 Ladies I Want To Party With In London

This list is of the top 5 women that we would like to go out with in London. All local girls that could show you the sights and have a great night out with. All have been picked for various reasons but mainly because they are sexy and would be great to go out with.

5. Victoria Beckham.
A photograph taken of the Victoria Beckham


Ok, I am probably on my own in thinking it would be a good night out with Victoria. She is however very good looking and David must see something so I am more intrigued to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe she has a wild streak on a night out? Or maybe it is all about looking good while everyone else looks on and wishes they were you. A local girl so would be good to take out and explore the lesser known clubs of the city.

4. Keira Knightley.


Although not strictly from London but from a town near Kingston this is a little less for local knowledge and more due to the incredible good looks and charm that she would bring to the evening. I bet she enjoys a good drink as well. We all know that it is the posh sounding girls that are the wildest and that they enjoy the most manic nights out.

3. Nigella Lawson.


A London resident and local this one would be a wild night if the recent claims are anything to go by. The famous television chef has had her dirty laundry aired in public recently but I am sure that from what has been said the night would stretch far off into the early hours. A definite choice for the big night out in the city as you will be in the hands of someone well-versed in the art of eating and drinking.

2. Eveline from Crush.
An image of the London escort Eveline from Crush Escorts.
Crush Escorts - Eveline
This choice is a little more of a wild one but stay with me. Eveline is a high-class escort that works with Crush Escorts and loves nothing more than to party with the elite of the city. Amazingly good looking and a cut above your average girl that you would meet on a night out.

1. Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne.


The original and current party models. Kate Moss is well known for enjoying the Rock and Roll lifestyle and with friends like Rihanna and Rita Ora, Cara is well on the way to the following suit. A night with these two international style icons would be too much for most men to take and could end up melting your brain but I am willing to take that risk.

Ok so I may have cheated on number 1 but it's my fantasy and I will do as I wish. Who would be your ideal date for a night out in London?

Monday, 27 June 2016

Don't Hide Your Tantric Massage from Your Partner

When discussing the idea of tantric massages a lot of people are scared to share their impulse with their partners to get one. Some, then, go as far as to lie to their partners about getting a massage just to avoid the fight or the feelings of hurt that might arise from telling someone you want to experience sensual energy being moved in your body while they’re not there. This seems noble but in reality it’s a dangerous endeavor. My one true advice is: Do not hide anything from your partner.

We are all aware of the stigma that comes with Tantra and are more than understanding as to why some men feel that keeping this secret from their partners is somehow in said partner’s benefit. But the truth of the matter is that there should be no guilt, no shame and no hiding the fact that we are all sexual beings and wish to experience our sensual energy in many different ways. This is not simply casual sex and, the truth is, it’s not sex at all. It can actually be used to heal from sexual traumas and also pains and aches that are physical and haven’t responded well to conventional treatments. Also, it has been shown to help deepen the connection between partners. Due to the release of Oxitocin people feel much more connected to those they love after a tantric massage.

This is to not mention how getting a tantric massage from Minx Massage can actually help you learn Tantra techniques that can then be used on your significant other. The great thing about this is that if you want to be sexual with them afterwards you can comply if you so wish. This also helps them and helps you but by lying and deceiving your partner you’re not helping, you’re actually hurting the experience.


So have a talk with your partner, explain what you’re going through and why you want to have this done. Perhaps even suggest a couple’s massage so that they can join you and you can experience the joy and freedom that comes with it together. 

Friday, 29 April 2016

Easy tips to boost your energy levels


A busy schedule can grind you down and leave you feeling exhausted or even suffering from long term fatigue. Many Guilty pleasures tantric Massage clients know the stresses of a busy schedule, public profile, high-pressure work environment and more. Here are some suggestions to boost your energy levels that are simpler than you might expect.
The first and most common tip is physical activity. Although you may be left feeling sluggish from dealing with life’s stresses, it is well known that exercise releases endorphins, your body’s natural energizing happy chemical. A fitness routine or even squeezing any exercise into your day is proven to boost your energy levels. Whilst this might seem counter productive. Simply try integrating a morning jog into your week routine or simply doing a set of 50 jumping jacks every day for a week and see if you notice the difference. This will not only provide a quick fix but help you build up resilience to life’s challenges.
A healthy sex life is also known to combat exhaustion and fatigue. While many people rely merely on their exercise routine, meditation or a healthy diet, these are often only solutions to part of the problem of low energy levels. Increasing the amount you exercise naturally boosts your sex drive and can lead to pent up sexual frustrations for many as their new toned physique seeks out a willing partner. A tantric massage London easily arranged at a central London location by a quick phone call to Guilty Pleasures is a convenient, regular solution to your pent up frustrations. As well as another guaranteed rejuvenation technique, leaving you energized and empowered.  
Another great solution to low energy levels is the addition of vitamin C supplements to your diet, or simply a daily glass of orange juice. This vitamin is known to quickly provide the energy your body needs. Note it cannot be absorbed without the addition of zinc so watch the label. Vitamins also are normally absorbed and released by the body quickly meaning daily intake is vital for maintaining optimum energy levels.  

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

The History Of Tantra

The history of Tantra massage London begins roughly 9000 years ago in the Himalayan mountains. It is sad to come from the Goddess Shiva herself and it’s one of the few religious movements that focuses on the worship of women as their main deity. In tantric massages the female is the lead and she allows the man to surrender to her divine femininity. During the practice of Tantric sensual massage, a man will be at the will of a woman and this will allow him to experience orgasmic emotions and heightened pleasure. 

Tantric sensual massages revive the ancient belief that women are the ones who lead the sensual and sexual role. It has been shown that through empowering women this way men can wreak the benefits of allowing themselves to be dominated and sensually stimulated through a touch trained to move sexual energy throughout his body.

During Tantric message a man’s sexual energy is moved through his key pints and up his spine (his central nervous system). This action ultimately heightens a man’s senses and allows him to feel pleasure in a new and powerful way. The woman, essentially, takes a man’s burning passion and uses it fuel herself and allow him to release his energy in a way that will leave him feeling revitalized.

According to tantric believes, a man can only be revitalized by receiving and surrendering to a woman trained in the Tantra. Sadly, this practice was almost lost when religion and society replaced the feelings of empowerment and pleasure that come with Tantra with guilt and fear. This has left men constantly searching for that energy and passion but unable to truly reach its full capacity.


The art of Tantra has been reborn, however, and our Goddesses are trained to bring back this sensual stimulation and allow a man to experience the true power of female empowerment. By surrendering yourself to the trained touch and power of a woman you’ll find a new found vitality you could only dream of before your first tantric sensual experience.